Teams
24 4 divisionsStrength of Division · 2026
How each division stacked up in 2026 — every team's record, the division's combined mark, and how it fared against the rest of the league.
no game-by-game log — standings only
Regular season
14 weeks game log completePlayoff berths
0 across all divisionsDivision vs division, 2026
Regular season only.
| Division | North | South | East | West |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| North | North does not play itself | North and West never met | ||
| South | South does not play itself | South and East never met | ||
| East | East and South never met | East does not play itself | ||
| West | West and North never met | West does not play itself |
winning record losing record stronger tint = wider margin
2026 by division
Strongest first.
East
1st strongest of 4- Record
- 23-19 (.548)
- vs others
- 8-4 (.667)
- Winner
- —
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Mariachi Ninjas | 7-0 | 901.3 | 807.9 |
 Balls Deep | 6-1 | 732.1 | 893.0 |
 No Soup For You | 5-2 | 626.1 | 805.5 |
 Titsburgh | 3-4 | 620.6 | 868.6 |
 Badd Boys | 1-6 | 524.3 | 932.4 |
 The Show | 1-6 | 502.3 | 893.6 |
North
2nd strongest of 4- Record
- 23-19 (.548)
- vs others
- 8-4 (.667)
- Winner
- —
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Smokane FC | 6-1 | 771.7 | 917.9 |
 Drunk Indians | 5-2 | 734.7 | 891.8 |
 Suh girls | 5-2 | 601.8 | 809.0 |
 Fullybaked | 3-4 | 656.7 | 987.0 |
 Ditkas | 3-4 | 578.7 | 880.8 |
 Da Dangsters | 1-6 | 581.1 | 938.4 |
South
3rd strongest of 4- Record
- 19-23 (.452)
- vs others
- 4-8 (.333)
- Winner
- —
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Harambe | 6-1 | 683.5 | 777.7 |
 Midwestside | 5-2 | 614.4 | 745.4 |
 Avenging Amish | 4-3 | 573.3 | 799.3 |
 Vitside Mafia | 2-5 | 684.3 | 964.6 |
 Computer Jocks | 1-6 | 532.0 | 872.8 |
 Minty Fresh | 1-6 | 483.8 | 817.4 |
West
4th strongest of 4- Record
- 19-23 (.452)
- vs others
- 4-8 (.333)
- Winner
- —
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Jewpacabra | 5-2 | 575.1 | 847.0 |
 Swiftie 4 Life | 4-3 | 653.5 | 837.8 |
 Bruin Pegs Me | 4-3 | 613.6 | 821.2 |
 Boondock Saints | 4-3 | 601.1 | 797.2 |
 Micks | 1-6 | 503.7 | 814.2 |
 Chatmaster | 1-6 | 494.1 | 954.9 |
Built from every season's final standings and its own game log, 2003–2026. Includes seasons played under former owners, which franchise pages don't show. Updated Oct 13, 2026.
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