Teams
24 4 divisionsStrength of Division · 2025
How each division stacked up in 2025 — every team's record, the division's combined mark, and how it fared against the rest of the league.
no game-by-game log — standings only
Regular season
14 weeks game log completePlayoff berths
8 across all divisionsDivision vs division, 2025
Regular season only.
| Division | North | South | East | West |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| North | North does not play itself | North and West never met | ||
| South | South does not play itself | South and East never met | ||
| East | East and South never met | East does not play itself | ||
| West | West and North never met | West does not play itself |
winning record losing record stronger tint = wider margin
2025 by division
Strongest first.
South
1st strongest of 4- Record
- 56-46 (.549)
- vs others
- 26-16 (.619)
- Winner
- Dicks out for Harambe
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Harambe 🛡 | 12-5 | 2143.4 | 1882.2 |
 Computer Jocks | 10-7 | 2083.5 | 1973.3 |
 Avenging Amish | 10-7 | 1948.8 | 2024.4 |
 Midwestside | 9-8 | 2091.0 | 1984.7 |
 Vitside Mafia | 8-9 | 2143.9 | 2082.9 |
 Minty Fresh | 7-10 | 1751.5 | 1941.4 |
East
2nd strongest of 4- Record
- 53-49 (.520)
- vs others
- 23-19 (.548)
- Winner
- The Mariachi Ninjas
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Mariachi Ninjas 🛡 🏆 | 14-3 | 2643.3 | 2133.4 |
 Titsburgh | 9-8 | 2242.6 | 2106.4 |
 Badd Boys | 9-8 | 2165.6 | 2058.4 |
 Balls Deep | 8-9 | 2283.5 | 2204.8 |
 No Soup For You | 7-10 | 2041.2 | 2021.8 |
 Cock Gobbler | 6-11 | 1859.5 | 2202.9 |
West
3rd strongest of 4- Record
- 48-54 (.471)
- vs others
- 18-24 (.429)
- Winner
- Jewpacabra
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Jewpacabra 🛡 | 12-5 | 2056.5 | 1918.6 |
 Boondock Saints | 12-5 | 2003.4 | 1830.7 |
 Swiftie 4 Life | 8-9 | 1923.0 | 2004.8 |
 Micks | 6-11 | 1865.7 | 2113.5 |
 Chatmaster | 5-12 | 1842.6 | 2008.0 |
 Herd | 5-12 | 1791.1 | 1993.7 |
North
4th strongest of 4- Record
- 47-55 (.461)
- vs others
- 17-25 (.405)
- Winner
- Smokane FC
| Team | W-L | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|
 Smokane FC 🛡 | 11-6 | 2090.5 | 2002.8 |
 Drunk Indians | 9-8 | 2271.2 | 2096.4 |
 Suh girls | 9-8 | 2118.6 | 2007.9 |
 Fullybaked | 7-10 | 2010.6 | 2117.5 |
 Ditkas | 6-11 | 1965.6 | 2274.2 |
 Da Dangsters | 5-12 | 2058.7 | 2150.8 |
Built from every season's final standings and its own game log, 2003–2026. Includes seasons played under former owners, which franchise pages don't show. Updated Oct 13, 2026.
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