Strength of Division

Every division's all-time record, strongest to weakest. We don't crown a winner: a division that ran 1 season and one that ran 24 aren't the same claim. Pick a season and we'll name one.

no game-by-game log — standings only

As currently constituted

Each division's record with the owners in it, over however long that exact group has been together. A realignment resets the clock and so does a team changing hands, so some divisions have far more shared history than others — Founded is the division's own age, Together is this group's.

Current division lineups, longest-standing first, with the year each division was founded and its record over the span that exact set of owners has been together.
Division Founded Together Record Interdivisional Playoffs (berths, over the share of the lineup's franchise-seasons) Champs (championships) Teams
South 2003 24 seasons 8 yr 2019–2026 357-399 .472 132-174 .431 down .068 12 25% 2 Harambe Midwestside Avenging Amish Vitside Mafia Computer Jocks Minty Fresh
East 2003 24 seasons 5 yr 2022–2026 224-226 .498 89-91 .494 up .032 7 23% 2 Mariachi Ninjas Balls Deep No Soup For You Titsburgh Badd Boys The Show
West 2003 24 seasons 5 yr 2022–2026 226-224 .502 91-89 .506 down .028 9 30% 0 Jewpacabra Swiftie 4 Life Bruin Pegs Me Boondock Saints Micks Chatmaster
North 2003 24 seasons 2 yr 2025–2026 70-74 .486 25-29 .463 1 8% 0 Smokane FC Drunk Indians Suh girls Fullybaked Ditkas Da Dangsters

The arrow compares each division's interdivisional record under its current lineup against that division name's whole history — how much of the name's record belongs to the teams still in it. Together counts only seasons this exact group of owners has played together — a team changing hands starts a new count, which is why a division founded decades ago can show a short one.

Strongest to weakest

  1. 1 Atlantic 1 season The Bandwagon Reckless Limp Ditkas No Frills 32-28 .533
  2. 2 West Jewpacabra Swiftie 4 Life Bruin Pegs Me Boondock Saints Micks Chatmaster Vinegar Strokes Way More Funner The Blunt Bros. Taco Hell Taco Hell Magnum's 1049-985 .516
  3. 3 North Smokane FC Drunk Indians Suh girls Fullybaked Ditkas Da Dangsters Blowing My Horn booyakasha The Rookies 1033-1004 .507
  4. 4 South Harambe Midwestside Avenging Amish Vitside Mafia Computer Jocks Minty Fresh CSKA Sofia Pubes Fullybaked Whit Wonders Bukkake 1021-1016 .501
  5. 5 Pacific No Frills Bastards Zephyr Sparta FC The Street Delirium Blitzkrieg Saints Thundering Herd The Blunt Bros. The Bandwagon 295-311 .487
  6. 6 East Mariachi Ninjas Balls Deep No Soup For You Titsburgh Badd Boys The Show Saints Zephyr ISIS Cougs Reckless 989-1051 .485
  7. 7 Central Vitside Mafia TD My Pants Midwestside Connection Pubes More Cowbell Married The Nukes Juggling Micks Drunk Indians Fullybaked Bernies Brewers 322-344 .483

All-time record, every game included, with every franchise that has sat in the division — dimmed once it has moved on. Atlantic tops it on 1 season — a short run goes further on a percentage, so the season count sits next to it. These are division NAMES, though, and a name outlives its teams. The board below compares the lineups themselves.

Every lineup, ranked

A division's record belongs to the owners in it, so this ranks the owners. Each row is a run of consecutive seasons one division kept the exact same group — a realignment ends the run, and so does a team changing hands — and a group has to hold together 3 seasons to make the board. A division that has held two long-lived groups appears more than once.

  1. 1 North 2019–2022 Drunk IndiansDa DangstersSuh girlsFullybakedMaga NationSmokane FC 228-180 .559 .643 vs others
  2. 2 South 2007–2009 FullybakedChatmaster420 All-StarsGamecocks 117-99 .542 .563 vs others
  3. 3 West 2022–present current JewpacabraSwiftie 4 LifeBruin Pegs MeBoondock SaintsMicksChatmaster 226-224 .502 .506 vs others
  4. 4 Pacific 2008–2010 The StreetDeliriumBlitzkriegSaints 108-108 .500 .500 vs others
  5. 5 East 2022–present current Mariachi NinjasBalls DeepNo Soup For YouTitsburghBadd BoysThe Show 224-226 .498 .494 vs others
  6. 6 North 2016–2018 Smokane FCFullybakedPubesDrunk IndiansDa DangstersBlowing My Horn 150-156 .490 .476 vs others
  7. 7 East 2019–2021 No SoupMariachi NinjasBalls DeepTitsburghNo FrillsBadd Boys 146-160 .477 .444 vs others
  8. 8 East 2016–2018 Balls DeepTitsburghBadd BoysNo FrillsThe Mariachi NinjasBronxBommr 146-160 .477 .444 vs others
  9. 9 South 2019–present current HarambeMidwestsideAvenging AmishVitside MafiaComputer JocksMinty Fresh 357-399 .472 .431 vs others
  10. 10 North 2008–2010 Smokane FCBallersPubesDrunk Indians 101-115 .468 .451 vs others

3 seasons is the floor because a lineup that lasted a season or two has a record, not a history. The Atlantic and Central are absent — no group of owners has stayed together that long under those names. Both figures cover the era's own seasons only; the second excludes games inside the division, which are zero-sum and cannot separate anyone.

Every division, all-time

4 active, 3 retired. Sorted by seasons played.

Every division all-time, sorted by seasons played, highest first.
Division, activate to sort by division name Seasons, currently sorted descending; activate to reverse Overall, activate to sort by overall win percentage Interdivisional, activate to sort by interdivisional win percentage Playoffs, activate to sort by playoff berth rate Champs, activate to sort by championships Teams that have been in the division
East 2003–present 24 989-1051 .485 7 437-509 .462 34 27% 5 Mariachi Ninjas Balls Deep No Soup For You Titsburgh Badd Boys The Show Saints Zephyr ISIS Cougs Reckless
North 2003–present 24 1033-1004 .507 3 487-459 .515 38 31% 4 Smokane FC Drunk Indians Suh girls Fullybaked Ditkas Da Dangsters Blowing My Horn booyakasha The Rookies
South 2003–present 24 1021-1016 .501 4 472-474 .499 41 33% 6 Harambe Midwestside Avenging Amish Vitside Mafia Computer Jocks Minty Fresh CSKA Sofia Pubes Fullybaked Whit Wonders Bukkake
West 2003–present 24 1049-985 .516 2 505-441 .534 44 35% 6 Jewpacabra Swiftie 4 Life Bruin Pegs Me Boondock Saints Micks Chatmaster Vinegar Strokes Way More Funner The Blunt Bros. Taco Hell Taco Hell Magnum's
Central Retired 2012 2003–2012 10 322-344 .483 6 186-202 .479 13 33% 1 Vitside Mafia TD My Pants Midwestside Connection Pubes More Cowbell Married The Nukes Juggling Micks Drunk Indians Fullybaked Bernies Brewers
Pacific Retired 2012 2003–2005, 2007–2012 9 295-311 .487 5 173-179 .491 12 33% 0 No Frills Bastards Zephyr Sparta FC The Street Delirium Blitzkrieg Saints Thundering Herd The Blunt Bros. The Bandwagon
Atlantic Retired 2006 1 season 2006 1 32-28 .533 1 20-16 .556 2 50% 0 The Bandwagon Reckless Limp Ditkas No Frills

Playoffs is every berth the division's teams have earned, over the share of its franchise-seasons that reached the postseason — the share is what compares, because the count is longevity. Teams lists every franchise that has ever been in the division, most recent first; one that has since moved elsewhere is dimmed.

Division vs division

Every division's all-time record against every other. Regular season only.

Each row shows that division's all-time record against the division named in the column.
Division Atlantic Central East North Pacific South West
Atlantic Atlantic does not play itself Atlantic and Pacific never met
Central Central does not play itself
East East does not play itself
North North does not play itself
Pacific Pacific and Atlantic never met Pacific does not play itself
South South does not play itself
West West does not play itself

winning record losing record stronger tint = wider margin

Who built each division

Every owner who has held a team in a division, current and former.

East

2003–present

Overall

989-1051 .485

Interdivisional

437-509 .462

Playoff berths

34 27% of 124 franchise-seasons

Championships

5 1 runner-up · 6 third
Best
2018 — 1st of 4
Worst
2006 — 6th of 6
Teams
124 franchise-seasons
Lineup
same 6 teams and the same owners since 2022 · 224-226 together
East: 13 lineups · changed 12 times
  • 2022–present new owner Mariachi NinjasBalls DeepNo Soup For YouTitsburghBadd BoysThe Show 224-226 · .494 vs others current
  • 2019–2021 new owner No SoupMariachi NinjasBalls DeepTitsburghNo FrillsBadd Boys 146-160 · .444 vs others
  • 2016–2018 realigned Balls DeepTitsburghBadd BoysNo FrillsThe Mariachi NinjasBronxBommr 146-160 · .444 vs others
  • 2015 new owner TitsburghThe Mariachi NinjasBalls DeepSaintsNo FrillsBadd Boys 44-58 · .333 vs others
  • 2013–2014 realigned Killer ClownsBalls DeepNo FrillsTitsburghThe Mariachi NinjasSaints 100-104 · .476 vs others
  • 2012 new owner Killer ClownsBlitzkriegSaintsThe Mariachi Ninjas 27-45 · .313 vs others
  • 2011 realigned SaintsGaelic RamsKiller ClownsBlitzkrieg 36-36 · .500 vs others
  • 2009–2010 realigned No FrillsZephyrThe Blunt Bros.MN Road Kill 77-67 · .552 vs others
  • 2007–2008 realigned No FrillsWay More FunnerThe BandwagonCarolina Blues 70-74 · .479 vs others
  • 2006 realigned ISISWay More FunnerCougsRed Dawn 26-34 · .389 vs others
  • 2005 realigned CougsISISRecklessRed Dawn 28-32 · .444 vs others
  • 2004 new owner CougsL.C. ManiacsRed DawnRoadsters 26-26 · .500 vs others
  • 2003 RoadstersLucky Buck$M.L. ManiacsGL Meanies 39-29
East: Built by 26 owners · The Mariachi Ninjas, Balls Deep and 24 more
Owners who have held a team in the East, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
The Mariachi Ninjas 2012–2026 15 125-121 .448 3 2 1
Balls Deep 2013–2026 14 131-97 .473 6 3 1
Titsburgh 2013–2026 14 127-101 .505 7 4
No Frills 2007–2010, 2013–2021 13 112-113 .541 2 2 1
Badd Boys 2015–2026 12 69-125 .367
No Soup 2019–2026 8 74-52 .647 4 3
Saints 2011–2015 5 34-53 .378 1 1
The Show 2022–2026 5 23-52 .300
Killer Clowns 2011–2014 4 35-35 .474 2 2 1
Cougs 2004–2006 3 28-15 .640 2 2 1
Way More Funner 2006–2008 3 32-19 .576 2 1
Red Dawn 2004–2006 3 11-32 .320
BronxBommr 2016–2018 3 13-38 .190
Roadsters 2003–2004 2 17-13 .286 1 1
ISIS 2005–2006 2 16-14 .500 1 1
The Blunt Bros. 2009–2010 2 19-17 .542
L.C. Maniacs 2003–2004 2 15-15 .286
Zephyr 2009–2010 2 18-18 .542 1
Carolina Blues 2007–2008 2 15-21 .417
MN Road Kill 2009–2010 2 15-21 .417 1 1
The Bandwagon 2007–2008 2 13-23 .417
Blitzkrieg 2011–2012 2 13-23 .333
Lucky Buck$ 2003 1 10-7 — 1
Gaelic Rams 2011 1 10-8 .583
Reckless 2005 1 7-8 .222
GL Meanies 2003 1 7-10 —

North

2003–present

Overall

1033-1004 .507

Interdivisional

487-459 .515

Playoff berths

38 31% of 124 franchise-seasons

Championships

4 4 runner-up · 4 third
Best
2006 — 1st of 6
Worst
2005 — 6th of 6
Teams
124 franchise-seasons
Lineup
same 6 teams and the same owners since 2025 · 70-74 together
North: 13 lineups · changed 12 times
  • 2025–present new owner Smokane FCDrunk IndiansSuh girlsFullybakedDitkasDa Dangsters 70-74 · .463 vs others current
  • 2023–2024 new owner FullybakedSmokane FCDrunk IndiansDa DangstersSuh girlsThe Baby Gate 103-101 · .512 vs others
  • 2019–2022 realigned Drunk IndiansDa DangstersSuh girlsFullybakedMaga NationSmokane FC 228-180 · .643 vs others
  • 2016–2018 new owner Smokane FCFullybakedPubesDrunk IndiansDa DangstersBlowing My Horn 150-156 · .476 vs others
  • 2015 realigned Smokane FCDrunk IndiansFullybakedDa DangstersThe NukesPubes 49-53 · .452 vs others
  • 2013–2014 realigned booyakashaFullybakedDrunk IndiansSmokane FCDa DangstersThe Nukes 107-97 · .560 vs others
  • 2012 new owner Drunk IndiansDude AbidesbooyakashaSmokane FC 39-33 · .563 vs others
  • 2011 realigned Drunk IndiansSmokane FCbooyakashaBallers 39-33 · .563 vs others
  • 2008–2010 realigned Smokane FCBallersPubesDrunk Indians 101-115 · .451 vs others
  • 2007 realigned Smokane FCThe StreetBlitzkriegDrunk Indians 33-39 · .438 vs others
  • 2005–2006 realigned Smokane FCJuggling MicksThe RookiesBernies Brewers 56-64 · .444 vs others
  • 2004 realigned Drunk IndiansSmokaneHiGhClImBeRsBernies Brewers 25-27 · .464 vs others
  • 2003 Coke n BlowjobsSmokaneDrunk IndiansHiGhClImBeRs 33-32
North: Built by 19 owners · Smokane FC, Drunk Indians and 17 more
Owners who have held a team in the North, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
Smokane FC 2003–2026 24 238-158 .558 15 12 1
Drunk Indians 2003–2004, 2007–2026 22 197-169 .517 7 6 3
Suh girls 2008–2010, 2015–2026 15 109-139 .443 2
Fullybaked 2013–2026 14 132-96 .581 7 2
Da Dangsters 2013–2026 14 110-118 .570 3
booyakasha 2011–2014 4 40-30 .579 1 1
Ballers 2008–2011 4 37-35 .458
Maga Nation 2019–2022 4 26-42 .500
The Baby Gate 2003–2004, 2023–2024 4 19-42 .429
The Nukes 2013–2015 3 25-26 .619 1 1
Blowing My Horn 2016–2018 3 16-35 .429
Bernies Brewers 2004–2006 3 12-31 .400
Micks 2005–2006 2 16-14 .556 1
Ditkas 2025–2026 2 9-15 .667
The Dark Side 2005–2006 2 9-21 .167
Coke n Blowjobs 2003 1 12-5 — 1 1
The Street 2007 1 9-9 .500
Dude Abides 2012 1 9-9 .500
Blitzkrieg 2007 1 8-10 .333

South

2003–present

Overall

1021-1016 .501

Interdivisional

472-474 .499

Playoff berths

41 33% of 124 franchise-seasons

Championships

6 5 runner-up · 5 third
Best
2004 — 1st of 6
Worst
2013 — 4th of 4
Teams
124 franchise-seasons
Lineup
same 6 teams and the same owners since 2019 · 357-399 together
South: 11 lineups · changed 10 times
  • 2019–present realigned HarambeMidwestsideAvenging AmishVitside MafiaComputer JocksMinty Fresh 357-399 · .431 vs others current
  • 2017–2018 new owner Computer JocksMinty FreshVitside MafiaAvenging AmishMidwestside ConnectionCSKA Sofia 103-101 · .512 vs others
  • 2015–2016 realigned Computer JocksMidwestside ConnectionDude AbidesAvenging AmishVitside MafiaMinty Fresh 110-94 · .595 vs others
  • 2014 new owner Dude AbidesMidwestside ConnectionMinty FreshVitside MafiaTeam MurderfacePubes 48-54 · .429 vs others
  • 2013 realigned Dude AbidesVitside MafiaMidwestside ConnectionMinty FreshTD My PantsPubes 48-54 · .429 vs others
  • 2011–2012 realigned FullybakedWhit WondersThe NukesInception 67-77 · .448 vs others
  • 2010 realigned MarriedFullybakedThe Nukesbooyakasha 42-30 · .625 vs others
  • 2007–2009 realigned FullybakedChatmaster420 All-StarsGamecocks 117-99 · .563 vs others
  • 2005–2006 realigned GamecocksChatmasterFullybakedThe Street 62-58 · .528 vs others
  • 2004 realigned BukkakeC.P. BruisersGamecocksChatmaster 31-21 · .679 vs others
  • 2003 MarriedGamecocksFullybakedThe Nukes 36-29
South: Built by 22 owners · Midwestside Connection, Vitside Mafia and 20 more
Owners who have held a team in the South, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
Midwestside Connection 2013–2026 14 117-111 .505 4 1 1
Vitside Mafia 2013–2026 14 116-112 .430 4 2
Minty Fresh 2013–2026 14 92-136 .452 1
Computer Jocks 2015–2026 12 120-74 .608 8 4 2
Avenging Amish 2015–2026 12 69-125 .304 2 1
Fullybaked 2003, 2005–2012 9 96-59 .644 6 4
Harambe 2019–2026 8 66-60 .471 2 2 1
Gamecocks 2003–2009 7 52-62 .492 1 1
Chatmaster 2004–2009 6 53-44 .557 1 1
Dude Abides 2013–2016 4 49-19 .679 4 3
Inception 2003, 2010–2012 4 41-30 .556 2 2
The Nukes 2003, 2010–2012 4 24-44 .389
420 All-Stars 2007–2009 3 31-23 .556 1 1
Whit Wonders 2011–2012 2 20-16 .500 1 1
The Street 2005–2006 2 15-15 .500 1
CSKA Sofia 2017–2018 2 15-19 .429 1
Suh girls 2013–2014 2 10-24 .214
Bukkake 2004 1 9-4 .571 1 1 1
C.P. Bruisers 2004 1 8-5 .857 1
TD My Pants 2013 1 6-11 .571
Team Murderface 2014 1 6-11 .571
booyakasha 2010 1 6-12 .333

West

2003–present

Overall

1049-985 .516

Interdivisional

505-441 .534

Playoff berths

44 35% of 124 franchise-seasons

Championships

6 7 runner-up · 4 third
Best
2005 — 1st of 6
Worst
2018 — 4th of 4
Teams
124 franchise-seasons
Lineup
same 6 teams and the same owners since 2022 · 226-224 together
West: 18 lineups · changed 17 times
  • 2022–present new owner JewpacabraSwiftie 4 LifeBruin Pegs MeBoondock SaintsMicksChatmaster 226-224 · .506 vs others current
  • 2020–2021 new owner JewpacabraMicksChatmasterBoondock SaintsHerdBe Gentle. 102-102 · .500 vs others
  • 2019 new owner HerdDeliriumChatmasterBoondock SaintsJesus KillersBe Gentle! 56-46 · .619 vs others
  • 2017–2018 new owner HerdBoondock SaintsFor HarambeDeliriumChatmasterJewpacabra 102-102 · .500 vs others
  • 2016 realigned Thundering HerdChatmasterDeliriumJewpacabraBoondock SaintsCSKA Sofia 56-46 · .619 vs others
  • 2015 new owner DeliriumChlamydiaChatmasterVinegar StrokesJewpacabraThundering Herd 56-46 · .619 vs others
  • 2014 new owner ChatmasterDeliriumVinegar StrokesChlamydiaThundering HerdComputer Jocks 55-47 · .595 vs others
  • 2013 realigned ZephyrDeliriumThundering HerdChatmasterVinegar StrokesBastards 50-52 · .476 vs others
  • 2012 new owner DeliriumAngry IrishChatmasterThundering Herd 36-36 · .500 vs others
  • 2011 realigned DeliriumChatmasterThundering HerdThe Street 43-29 · .646 vs others
  • 2010 new owner ChatmasterWay More FunnerBastardsThundering Herd 33-39 · .438 vs others
  • 2009 realigned BastardsWay More FunnerThundering HerdDummies 38-34 · .542 vs others
  • 2008 realigned NOSXThundering HerdDa DangstersThe Blunt Bros. 35-37 · .479 vs others
  • 2007 realigned Sharpest BladeDa DangstersThe Blunt Bros.Cougs 39-33 · .563 vs others
  • 2006 realigned The Blunt Bros.Da DangstersATFTaco Hell 31-29 · .528 vs others
  • 2005 realigned Way More FunnerDa DangstersATFTaco Hell 34-26 · .611 vs others
  • 2004 realigned Taco HellDa DangstersATFMagnum's 26-26 · .500 vs others
  • 2003 Da DangstersATFAll My FaultP-89s 31-31
West: Built by 27 owners · Bruin Pegs Me, Chatmaster and 25 more
Owners who have held a team in the West, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
Bruin Pegs Me 2008–2026 19 162-156 .510 6 4 2
Chatmaster 2010–2026 17 169-113 .581 10 4 1
Jewpacabra 2015–2026 12 79-115 .430 2 2
Saints 2016–2026 11 99-78 .639 5 3 1
Delirium 2011–2019 9 99-56 .712 7 2 1
Micks 2020–2026 7 55-54 .545 3
Da Dangsters 2003–2008 6 58-38 .571 2 1
Swiftie 4 Life 2022–2026 5 34-41 .500
Bastards 2008–2010, 2013 4 38-33 .581 1 1 1
ATF 2003–2006 4 27-33 .480
Way More Funner 2005, 2009–2010 3 30-21 .606 2 1
The Blunt Bros. 2006–2008 3 25-26 .485 1 1
Vinegar Strokes 2013–2015 3 25-26 .429 1
Fly Fishermen 2004–2006 3 20-23 .440 1 1
Be Gentle. 2019–2021 3 16-35 .333
Chlamydia 2014–2015 2 21-13 .643 1 1
Harambe 2017–2018 2 17-17 .500
Magnum's 2003–2004 2 8-19 .286
Sharpest Blade 2007 1 14-4 .833 1 1
Zephyr 2013 1 11-6 .429 1 1
Angry Irish 2012 1 9-9 .500
All My Fault 2003 1 6-8 —
The Street 2011 1 7-11 .417
Computer Jocks 2014 1 6-11 .571
Cougs 2007 1 6-12 .333
CSKA Sofia 2016 1 4-13 .143
Dummies 2009 1 4-14 .167

Central

2003–2012

Retired 2012

Overall

322-344 .483

Interdivisional

186-202 .479

Playoff berths

13 33% of 40 franchise-seasons

Championships

1 2 runner-up · 1 third
Best
2008 — 1st of 6
Worst
2007 — 6th of 6
Teams
40 franchise-seasons
Central: 7 lineups · changed 6 times
  • 2011–2012 realigned Vitside MafiaTD My PantsMidwestside ConnectionPubes 73-71 · .510 vs others
  • 2010 realigned Vitside MafiaMore CowbellTD My PantsMidwestside Connection 28-44 · .333 vs others
  • 2008–2009 realigned More CowbellMarriedThe NukesThe Dark Side 77-67 · .552 vs others
  • 2007 realigned MarriedJuggling MicksThe RookiesThe Nukes 29-43 · .354 vs others
  • 2005–2006 realigned MarriedHabanero'sThe NukesDrunk Indians 61-59 · .514 vs others
  • 2004 realigned The VandalizersMarriedFullybakedThe Nukes 26-26 · .500 vs others
  • 2003 ChieftansThe VandalizersItal StalionsBernies Brewers 28-34
Central: Built by 16 owners · Inception, The Nukes and 14 more
Owners who have held a team in the Central, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
Inception 2004–2009 6 59-38 .590 4 3 1
The Nukes 2004–2009 6 39-58 .410
Vitside Mafia 2010–2012 3 38-16 .611 3 3
More Cowbell 2008–2010 3 32-22 .667 2 1
TD My Pants 2010–2012 3 23-31 .389
The Dark Side 2007–2009 3 22-32 .417 1 1
Midwestside Connection 2010–2012 3 22-32 .472 1
The Vandalizers 2003–2004 2 17-13 .429 1 1
Habanero's 2005–2006 2 16-14 .556
Drunk Indians 2005–2006 2 10-20 .389
Suh girls 2011–2012 2 11-25 .292
Chieftans 2003 1 10-7 — 1 1
Fullybaked 2004 1 6-7 .429
Micks 2007 1 8-10 .250
Ital Stalions 2003 1 5-9 —
Bernies Brewers 2003 1 4-10 —

Pacific

2003–2005, 2007–2012

Retired 2012

Overall

295-311 .487

Interdivisional

173-179 .491

Playoff berths

12 33% of 36 franchise-seasons

Championships

0 3 runner-up · 2 third
Best
2012 — 1st of 6
Worst
2004 — 6th of 6
Teams
36 franchise-seasons
Pacific: 7 lineups · changed 6 times
  • 2012 new owner No FrillsBastardsZephyrSparta FC 44-28 · .667 vs others
  • 2011 realigned No FrillsWay More FunnerBastardsZephyr 28-44 · .333 vs others
  • 2008–2010 realigned The StreetDeliriumBlitzkriegSaints 108-108 · .500 vs others
  • 2007 Limp DitkasNOSXFly FishermenThundering Herd 37-35 · .521 vs others
  • 2005 realigned Your Team SucksThe Blunt Bros.The BandwagonNo Frills 30-30 · .500 vs others
  • 2004 realigned The Blunt Bros.Your Team SucksThe A-TeamJoey's Team 22-30 · .357 vs others
  • 2003 Your Team SucksTrevors TeamThe Blunt Bros.Fat Chicks 26-36
Pacific: Built by 19 owners · Your Team Sucks, Delirium and 17 more
Owners who have held a team in the Pacific, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
Your Team Sucks 2003–2005 3 28-17 .375 3 2
Delirium 2008–2010 3 33-21 .583 1 1
The Street 2008–2010 3 33-21 .611 2 2
No Frills 2005, 2011–2012 3 29-22 .667 1 1
Bastards 2007, 2011–2012 3 29-25 .583 2
The Blunt Bros. 2003–2005 3 21-21 .688 1 1
Saints 2008–2010 3 22-32 .472
Blitzkrieg 2008–2010 3 20-34 .333
Zephyr 2011–2012 2 14-22 .292
Limp Ditkas 2007 1 14-4 .667 1 1
Trevors Team 2003 1 9-8 —
Sparta FC 2012 1 9-9 .583
Way More Funner 2011 1 8-10 .417 1 1
The A-Team 2004 1 5-8 .429
The Bandwagon 2005 1 5-10 .222
Fly Fishermen 2007 1 6-12 .333
Bruin Pegs Me 2007 1 5-13 .333
Fat Chicks 2003 1 3-11 —
Joey's Team 2004 1 2-11 .143

Atlantic

2006

Retired 2006

Overall

32-28 .533

Interdivisional

20-16 .556

Playoff berths

2 50% of 4 franchise-seasons

Championships

0
Best
2006 — 2nd of 6
Worst
2006 — 2nd of 6
Teams
4 franchise-seasons
Atlantic: Built by 4 owners · The Bandwagon, Reckless and 2 more
Owners who have held a team in the Atlantic, most seasons first.
Team Years here Sn (seasons) Record Interdivisional win percentage Po (playoff berths) Div (division titles) Ch (championships)
The Bandwagon 2006 1 11-4 .667 1 1
Reckless 2006 1 10-5 .556 1
Limp Ditkas 2006 1 7-8 .556
No Frills 2006 1 4-11 .444

Built from every season's final standings and its own game log, 2003–2026. Includes seasons played under former owners, which franchise pages don't show. Updated Oct 13, 2026.