The Pecking Order Week 14, 2025
Ninjas Rise to Throne; Titsburgh Tumbles Hard
Boom! Mariachi Ninjas storm into the top spot with an 85% all-play record and a dominant 156.1 PPG over their last three, sending shockwaves through the AFL. Meanwhile, defending top-tier franchises Titsburgh and Drunk Indians are spiraling — both losers in two straight — as the league realigns around a hungry wave of risers.
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Mariachi Ninjas are untouchable at 85% all-play and 156.1 PPG over the last three weeks with a two-game winning streak — the gold standard in dynasty football right now.
85.0% all-play 156.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Balls Deep climbed to #2 but league sources tell me this rise is smoke: 0-4 over the last three weeks, 132.4 PPG, and a four-game losing streak scream regression ahead.
63.8% all-play 132.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Vitside Mafia jumped three spots to #3 on the back of a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks and 140.8 PPG — a sneaky elite move nobody saw coming.
52.7% all-play 140.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Titsburgh has fallen hard from #2 to #4 with a 1-3 performance over the last few weeks and 123.9 PPG; losers in two straight, they're on the outside looking in.
65.0% all-play 123.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Suh girls are money — perfect 4-0 mark over the last three, 135.2 PPG, and a four-game winning streak make them the hottest franchise in dynasty football.
54.1% all-play 135.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Drunk Indians are melting: dropped two spots to #6 despite 65.9% all-play, they're 1-3 over the last three weeks with just 117.4 PPG and losers in two.
65.9% all-play 117.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Avenging Amish exploded seven spots to #7 with a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks, 122.7 PPG, and a two-game heater — this is the move of the week.
53.1% all-play 122.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Badd Boys are stuck in neutral at 55.8% all-play and 2-2 over the last three weeks; 115.6 PPG over three weeks won't cut it in this arms race.
55.8% all-play 115.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Boondock Saints dropped two despite a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks because their 47.8% all-play is a killer — money is nice, but winning matchups is better.
47.8% all-play 120.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Smokane FC slipped one spot to #10 with a middling 2-2 over the last three, 114.0 PPG, and no active streak — they're adrift in the middle pack.
53.1% all-play 114.0 PPG, last three weeks
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Fullybaked jumped seven spots to #11 on chaos and opportunity, but don't buy the hype: 1-3 over the last three weeks and 46.6% all-play spell trouble.
46.6% all-play 117.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Midwestside climbed seven spots to #12 riding a 53.4% all-play, but their 2-2 performance over the last few weeks and 106.7 PPG are pedestrian at best.
53.4% all-play 106.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Ditkas vaulted seven spots to #13 thanks to 2-2 over the last three weeks and 122.9 PPG, but a disastrous 39.1% all-play keeps them buried in middling territory.
39.1% all-play 122.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Harambe crashed four spots to #14 — league sources tell me 1-3 over the last three weeks and a brutal 98.3 PPG over three weeks is championship kryptonite.
58.9% all-play 98.3 PPG, last three weeks
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No Soup For You sits at #15 in neutral: 51.4% all-play and 2-2 over the last three weeks, but losers in two straight and 104.3 PPG show no momentum.
51.4% all-play 104.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Computer Jocks fell five spots to #16 with a 1-3 mark over the last three, 102.8 PPG, and two straight losses — elite regular season doesn't guarantee playoff survival.
51.0% all-play 102.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Da Dangsters are down four to #17 on a 2-2 mark over the last three and 49.0% all-play; 102.9 PPG is well below the championship threshold.
49.0% all-play 102.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Jewpacabra dropped six spots to #18 with a 2-2 mark over the last three and weak 51.9% all-play; 98.6 PPG is a red flag for midseason collapse.
51.9% all-play 98.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Micks surged four spots to #19 on the strength of a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks and a three-game winning streak, but 34.1% all-play is catastrophically low.
34.1% all-play 117.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Swiftie 4 Life fell four to #20 despite a 3-1 record over the last three weeks and three-game heater — 37.9% all-play and 112.2 PPG mean ceiling is the basement.
37.9% all-play 112.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Chatmaster dropped four to #21 with a low 35.5% all-play offset by a 3-1 performance over the last few weeks and 114.0 PPG — high upside, zero consistency.
35.5% all-play 114.0 PPG, last three weeks
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The Show holds steady at #22 on a 2-2 record over the last three weeks and a two-game winning streak, but 35.3% all-play and 109.3 PPG scream mediocrity.
35.3% all-play 109.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Minty Fresh is sinking to #23 with a terrible 29.5% all-play, 2-2 over the last three weeks, and 103.1 PPG — this franchise is in freefall.
29.5% all-play 103.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Bruin Pegs Me hit rock bottom at #24: 0-4 over the last three, five-game losing streak, 30.0% all-play, and 93.0 PPG — they are cooked.
30.0% all-play 93.0 PPG, last three weeks
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